"I Ain't in a Slump. I'm Just Not Hitting." 1 -- "Baseball's Different Today, But It Isn't." 7 -- "If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy Him." 15 -- "Are You Dead Yet?" 21 -- "It Gets Late Early Out There." 27 -- "When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!" 33 -- "You've Got to Be Careful If You Don't Know Where You're Going Because You Might Not Get There." 39 -- "Ninety Percent of This Game is Half-Mental." 45 -- "I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said." 51 -- "Why Be Jealous over Things You Don't Have?" 57 -- "Little League Is Good Because It Keeps Parents Off the Street and the Kids Out of the House." 63 -- "Little Things Are Big." 69 -- "We Made Too Many Wrong Mistakes." 75 -- "It's So Crowded, Nobody Goes There." 81 -- "It Was a Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity, and I've Had a Couple of Those." 89 -- "If the World Were Perfect, It Wouldn't Be." 95 -- "If You Ask Me a Question I Don't Know, I'm Not Going to Answer." 101 -- "Congratulations-I Knew the Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken." 107 -- "Someone's Got to Win and Someone's Got to Lose, and That Was Us." 115 -- "Pair Up in Threes." 123 -- "The Future Ain't What It Used to Be." 129 -- "It's Deja Vu All Over Again." 137 -- "The Other Teams Could Make Trouble for Us If They Win." 143 -- "He's Learning Me His eXperience." 149 -- "I Looked Like This When I Was Young, and I Still Do." 155 -- "You Saw Dr. Zhivago? Why? Aren't You Feeling Well?" 163.