When the a sea fairy promises him a new ship in return for retrieving a stolen magic sapphire, Pirate Pete discovers that the gem is guarded by a

In search of a crew, Pirate Pete and his parrot look for "stanky scallywags" who possess certain conversational skills.

As Pirate Pete and his trusty parrot sail the seas in search of gold and booty, they have a hard time tracking down the jackpot.