I'm going to put your head between your ears! -- The voice of the turtles -- Christmas in July -- White-knuckle Christmas -- They lost it at the movies -- Capos and Indians -- Tears and fears -- Dreaming of a tight Christmas -- Pushing the envelope -- Disaster movies -- A hallelujah chorus -- Reguiem for a heavyweight -- Year of the dog -- Cinema 66 -- City of angles -- "Stella!" -- Oscars wild -- The other envelopes, please -- Yaba-dabba-doo -- Looking for No. 1 -- Anthing but Gump -- What should win best picture? -- Oscar democracy -- The nightmare before Christmas -- Apocalypse now -- The pig and the hunk -- Stay angry -- The summer so far -- You go, girls! -- Who killed Hollywood? -- And where will you leave Jimmy Stewart? -- A film festival of dim bulbs -- Rocking the boat -- The emperor's new fatigues (and other stories) -- Bikini shopping with Elizabeth Hurley.